Now Playing Tracks

  • Hank:

    John, If money were no object, what kind of party would you throw and where?

  • John:

    If money were no object I wouldn't throw a party.

  • Hank:

    I would. I would throw Vidcon!

  • John:

    I like to be by myself. Or with my family like...

  • Hank:

    No. No, I have a new answer.

  • John:

    Ok.

  • Hank:

    I would throw a party...on Mars. If money were no object.

  • John:

    And then you'd have one day of party and you...

  • Hank:

    Just get on the ship and go back.

  • John:

    Or die.

  • Hank:

    Right, no. You just party.

  • John:

    Party 'till you die.

  • Hank:

    Everybody just runs on "Uuuuh Partyyyyy".

  • John:

    "Blashhh" And then they just burn to death. Within hours.

  • Hank:

    Burn?

  • John:

    I don't know. What do I know about the...?

  • Hank:

    It's cold.

  • John:

    Is it cold on Mars?

  • Hank:

    It's cold on Mars.

  • John:

    Really?

  • Hank:

    It's cold on Mars.

  • John:

    Really?

  • Hank:

    It's cold on Mars.

  • John:

    Are you positive?

  • Hank:

    Yep.

  • John:

    The whole time? All year 'round? Even in the summer?

  • Hank:

    It's cold on Mars. Sorry.

  • John:

    Even in the, like. Even in August?

  • Hank:

    It's cold.

  • John:

    Right at the equator?

  • Hank:

    It's cold.

  • John:

    Right at the Martian equator?

  • Hank:

    It's cold.

  • John:

    'cause it's farther from the Earth? It's that why?

  • Hank:

    Yes. It's farther from the sun. It has nothing to do with how far it is from Earth.

  • John:

    Wait. You're telling me that heat is not produced by Earth? Now everything is being overturned. Next you will tell me that the Earth isn't the center of the universe. Or that six to the fifth power isn't four!

  • Hank:

    You're bad at being a nerd.

5,735 notes

via Hank's Tumblr
  1. sheikahheaart reblogged this from maryiswriting28
  2. kimberlyspeter reblogged this from solongdear
  3. solongdear reblogged this from fishingboatproceeds
  4. emilykawesomeness reblogged this from fishingboatproceeds
  5. petulantprocrastinator reblogged this from whatfreak
  6. deathgoesrawr reblogged this from fishingboatproceeds
  7. pretendmyurliswittierthanyours reblogged this from perks-of-being
  8. ermahgerd-its-a-turtle reblogged this from joshuahaydenallenpeterson
  9. joshuahaydenallenpeterson reblogged this from fishingboatproceeds
  10. little-bursts-of-brilliance reblogged this from litschilive
  11. litschilive reblogged this from undercover-fangirling
  12. undercover-fangirling reblogged this from fishingboatproceeds
  13. mangakat reblogged this from fishingboatproceeds
  14. oddthingshappening reblogged this from quotetube
  15. thatsingerchick reblogged this from tardisesarecoollike
  16. in-pursuit-of-fandomness reblogged this from cas-the-angel
  17. cas-the-angel reblogged this from flamingnerdonfire
  18. babushkaslayer reblogged this from tardisesarecoollike
  19. flamingnerdonfire reblogged this from tardisesarecoollike
  20. tardisesarecoollike reblogged this from ioweyouafall-jm
  21. ioweyouafall-jm reblogged this from ioweyouafall-jm
  22. littleboatstillfloating reblogged this from littleboatstillfloating
  23. its-a-fangirl-life-for-me reblogged this from marilynnarwhals
  24. marilynnarwhals reblogged this from drjohnnyhammersticks
  25. drjohnnyhammersticks reblogged this from thinkinsidethebluebox
  26. fandom-is-the-priority reblogged this from honoraryweasley
To Tumblr, Love Pixel Union