bluandorange:

monetizeyourcat:

dancepunksnotdead:

You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?

It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.

http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift

holy shit!

fucking COOL

WOOT WOOOT WOOT

bonnieisdeadandgone:

I’m gonna keep reblogging this until I get one 

(Source: festivalprincess)

firstsonofgod:

MAYBE I’LL ACTUALLY GET SOME THIS TIME))

(Source: jazminle)

thecaseoftheabsentwriter:

We’re gonna talk to Yahoo, and Yahoo’s gonna kill itself.

mintsmintsmints:

captorihardlyknowher:

count-vulvula:

thedivingboard:

russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks

15 minutes late they clearly weren’t

russian

looks like they were

stalin

you guys are putin way too much time into this

Oh come on, they’re Ivan a good time

(Source: democracykills)

jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

Or when you just happen to forget your homework and you tell them and they start yelling it’s like chill yo we didn’t plan this at least an ugly ass troll isn’t screaming in your face

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

ier0h:

• dont yell at them
• dont say you’re disappointed in them
• dont say “cheer up” and expect anything out of that
• dont ignore them
• fucking talk to them and just be there for them
• listen to them
• but seriously dont yell at them 

moltobenedict:

goldshirts-tightpants:

little-goose:

Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas

I mean really

I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.

“You’re a mean one, Mr. Khan. Your heart’s an empty hole.”

“You’re a twisted superhuman, and you drive a big ass spaceship, Mr Kha-HAN!”

anus:

spotting a hot person

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